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500 agents in parallel with ~500 ms latency and 35 calls a second, with a naive implementation.

During a consult, Jev reads the ambient scribe's transcript and updates symptoms, the differential diagnosis and red flags in real time.

A local-first MCP plugin: agents call Jev while they work, get scored across metrics and improve.

A free AI-slop detector, no sign-up.

A small exploration at the edges of generative UI, where a fast model reshapes the keyboard as you type.

A Chrome extension where Jev decides and agents browse, click and fill in sites right in your browser.

Jev reads the task, wakes the right teammates and gives each one the right model, in OpenMausBot.

Slower than a jet, bigger than an elephant: the bigger the difference Jev sees, the farther your car moves.

100 blobs, each with its own personality, and each one asks Jev whether it's bored every time you talk.

Jev reads the price feed and decides buy or sell, placing real orders on Kuru's on-chain order book every block.

Five-minute games, one API call per move: Fable outplays Jev on the board, but the clock tells another story.

Jev decides every pixel of the image at once.

Jev classified 100 emails in 1.42 s and sent the uncertain ones to Kimi K3: 96/100 correct for ~$0.07. Not sped up.

Stop typing for half a second and Jev scores your post's viral potential and categorizes it.

Jev formats a spreadsheet by what the cells mean, instantly.

Six sliders (depth, drama, utility, slop, novelty, career) and Jev reorders the front page for you.

Jev with headless Chromium navigates Wikipedia links from one article to the other in 20 seconds.

It watches how you use the product and only wakes up when Jev thinks you're hesitating or confused. Even its reactions are Jev's.

Jev finds the billing page, lists every invoice for download and remembers where they live. Works with Stripe portals.

Jev decides each drop in about 0.3 s: 357 pieces placed and 134 lines cleared.

Bring your API key or clone it. Its first test trade on 2.4 ETH closed about 0.23% up.

A self-driving simulation where Jev makes the driving decisions.

A test on a real inbox: Jev sorts 1,500 emails, and the author was blown away by the accuracy.

About 20x faster than Opus 5 and it works across operating systems. How it works in the thread.